It's been some time since Daisy has been to the firing range. She got the call that her AR-15 was waiting for her to be picked up. First thing she did after was grab her prize. The gunsmith gave her four magazines filled to the brim. She saw a fifth one. It’s gold plated and wondered what that was. "Oh those," the gunsmith looked at the mag. "You wouldn't want 'em." "Why not, are they illegal or something?" Daisy inquired. "Nope, no. Not illegal. Just uh, special?" "Like IQ of 65 special or…?" "Look, if you want them, I'd be happy to sell 'em you." "What are they?" "...Special." "Fine. I'll take the special mag. How much?" "$1000." "What the fuck, Jerry?" "I told ya girlie, they're special." Daisy scoffed into a chuckle. Laughed even harder when she considered the price. Holy shit, she was really buying them. "These better fire so well...
Deliciously naughty. Like it.
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